What I’m Up To When I’m Not Tweeting/on Facebook

-In edits this month and next for my novel Strangely, Incredibly Good (more news on that from my new publisher next week!)

-Negotiating sale of poem ‘The Day You Looked Me In The Eyes’ (Three Spaces) to Oxford U. Press! It will be used for a teacher’s resource guide to teach their UK syllabus; anticipated sales are 500 over 3 years. I’ve worked with Oxford University Press a few times and am so impressed with them.

-Preparing to read from The Groovy Granny and teach Haiku and freestyle poetry to Gr. 3’s at a local school (early February 2014)

-Preparing to speak at Queen’s Media and Journalism Conference March 8-9 2014 – thrilled to be invited back!

-Laundry, laundry, laundry (does it clone itself when I’m not looking?)
-My title is a bit of a joke – I do love Tweeting and Facebook, but in my free time I also love Image
just being with my family, scrapbooking, and doing yoga (I’m writing those last two on purpose so I actually commit some time to them soon!)

Can’t wait to share more about my upcoming novel with all of you with a post from my new publisher – NEXT WEEK! 🙂

Have a great start to 2014, everyone. Make it count.
Heather

Three Spaces Giveaway Winners!

Five-hundred and thirty-seven people entered my Goodreads Giveaway this month, for a chance to win a signed copy of Three Spaces. Drum roll please…and the winners are: Jessica Schnell of Columbus OH & Tammy Downing of Madison WI!

Congratulations! I’ll be shipping a signed copy of Three Spaces to you soon.  Hope you enjoy the read. Thanks to the hundreds of people who added Three Spaces to their “To Read” shelves. Do please leave me a review once you’ve read it. Every review or share helps other readers find my work, and keeps me motivated to keep on creating.

Three Spaces

A Few Poems About Facebook /Poems About Social Networking

I am offering up a couple samples of my ‘Facebook Poems’ below, but I’d like to ask you to please show your support, and please buy a digital copy of my books Leap (just $4.99 on all e-readers) or THREE SPACES to access the poems about technology/social networking. You’ll get many more poems in these collections in addition to the ones about social networking.

POEMS ABOUT SOCIAL NETWORKING IN LEAP:

Progress

The Bard On Facebook

140 characters or less

Five Thousand Friends

Lolita

Social Networking

Three Spaces is now out on Kindle, Kobo, Nook Books, Sony Reader and iBooks, and available on Amazon and Amazon sites worldwide & Bn.com in print form as well. In it, you have the following poems about social networking and technology, just one click away, for just $4.99:

POEMS ABOUT SOCIAL NETWORKING IN THREE SPACES:

A Twittertine

Total Eclipse

Network Of Two

A New Poetic Genre: The Facebook Status

A Dear Facebook Letter

Double Text

Connected?

That Thing You Do

Slow Your Life

Dear Friend I’ve Never Met (The Facebook Poem)

No Klout About It (Prose piece)

The Day You Looked Me In The Eyes

If you are a teacher, speaking coach, or textbook company looking for poems like these, I can offer one-time digital, audio and reprint rights at reasonable prices. Let’s discuss this! Please Contact: writer@hgrace.com

SAMPLE POEMS:

Five Thousand Friends

NEW! Here’s Heather reading “Five Thousand Friends”

Just six clicks away
from five thousand “friends.”

No clue what today is,
or what’s on CNN.

I should really get dressed,
Or at least shave my pits.
But with all these new friends,
I can’t stop the clicks.

Glued to the screen
like some kind of affliction.
Welcome to Facebook:
the world’s
latest addiction.

Lolita

Her name is Lolita.
She’s got Double D’s.
She’s bold and she’s beautiful;
She’s eager to please.

She’s got five hundred friends;
She’s charming and wise.
They flock to her photos;
She’s so easy on the eyes.

Oh so lovely, dark, mysterious.
But that’s not just a fake tan.
That’s one fake old photograph.
That’s one smart old man.

All poems copyright poet Heather Grace Stewart

Web and print publishers, to secure reprint rights, audio or digital rights to any of these poems, please contact writer@hgrace.com

Thanks, Heather Grace Stewart