I like to dust; I like to clean. I love to make things shimmer and glean. My sister Nat is different; she likes a good mess. So sometimes I clean for her, I confess. Once I took her to the cleaners, not her old coin Laundromat, but they made a mistake, and laundered Nat! I …
The Mommy Monitor
She: What's a Baby Monitor? Me: It's something people use to make sure the baby isn't getting into any trouble. She: We need to get you a Mommy Monitor.

