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Please check out a new mini-review (with photos) for The Groovy Granny over at poet Jamie Dede’s wonderful (and popular) blog, Musings by Moonlight. Thanks Jamie for an excellent review!
THE GROOVY GRANNY, A Collection of Poems for Young and Young at Heart.
My crush on Mike Holmes could turn into a flaming hot romance. Or, at the very least, I want to bake chocolate chip cookies for him. My husband would approve.
I’ve always loved Mike Holmes’ TV shows about home renovation. Before he got syndicated and started appearing in everyone’s home in North America, before everyone else fell for him, we had something special. He tended to all my (housing) needs. He listened to me. He wanted to ‘Make It Right.’ He always did.
I introduced him to my husband, and they began a bromance. I wasn’t jealous. Things were getting done around the house. Getting done right.
I’m not saying my hubby didn’t know how to do things right around the house. He’s actually a fantastic handyman. But now he’s adding what some would call feminine touches; the extras he used to to guffaw at when he saw them on ‘girly’ home renovation shows.
This past weekend, we watched Holmes Inspection. At the end of the show, an elated woman showed the viewers her closet, complete with dark chocolate baskets that kept everything in their place.
A few years ago, my hubby added wooden shelves and a cabinet to our closet. It was gorgeous, but within weeks, we were just stuffing our clothes, my purses, and other knick knacks on the shelves. I honestly had too much going on to even think about baskets. So it’s my fault too. But this is supposed to be a funny story about the men we love, so let’s get back to that.
Months of girly home renovation shows did nothing for my husband’s imagination, or that closet. But one hour with Mike Holmes and my dear husband was hammering and sawing away in the basement, improving his closet renovation with the passion of a man inspired by art.
That’s not all. Last night, he came home with six dark chocolate baskets under his arm, another dozen in the car, and a smile on his face like a kid’s on Christmas morning.
These were practically the same baskets he had laughed at when some other home renovation experts showed them in their shows. Turns out those home-reno amateurs are easy to ignore. It’s not so easy to ignore Mike Holmes.
And that is why I love the man, and invite him to our home (to make renovations, of course) any time. I know there must be a long line of adoring women who feel the same way.
I’ll wait for you, Mike.

Hey lovely subscribers and readers! Here is an 8-minute clip of part of the Oct. 1st reading I did for the PWAC (Professional Writers of Canada) Reads event at Paragraphe Bookstore in downtown Montreal, with writers (L-R) Beverly Akerman, Julie Barlow, Olivia Kona, and MC Kathe Lieber,( also reading but not on stage: Eve Krakow). Thanks to the organizers of PWAC Reads and to Veronica Louis for videotaping the event.
In this clip, I am reading from ‘Leap,’ (2010, Lulu.com, iBooks, Nook, Amazon) some poems from my upcoming collection Carry On Dancing (Winter Goose Publishing, March 2012) and poems from The Groovy Granny for kids, available on Blurb.com and as an epub in iBooks.
Thanks for watching! Hope to read in your city soon. Contact the League of Canadian Poets (poets.ca) to learn about their reading programs and how I may be able to visit through Poetry Canada Tours.
If you’ve wanted to download my poetry collections but haven’t had the right reader, now
you have one more option.
Both collections are now in Nook Books:
Leap $2.99:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/leap-heather-grace-stewart/1105701686
Where the Butterflies Go $1.99:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/where-the-butterflies-go-heather-grace-stewart/1019259772?ean=9781257231089&itm=1&usri=where%2bthe%2bbutterflies%2bgo
Leap remains #4 in Poetry on Lulu.com as an epub for most ereaders, and #4 in iBooks ~Paid Poetry for the iPad and iPhone and iPod touch, here:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/book/leap/id442076340?mt=11
Where the Butteflies Go is holding it’s own in the Top 100 and both books remain in ‘What’s Hot’ in Poetry in the U.S. and Canadian iBookstores. Wow! Thanks for all your support.
The books in the Nook Bookstore are looking somewhat sad, with no star-ratings or reviews yet. Hope some of you can step up and help me out there?
Of course, both books remain in print at Lulu.com and Amazon.com and Bn.com and I’m always happy to ship autographed copies to you. Email me, and we’ll arrange for payment including shipping & handling via Paypal.
Thanks so much for reading – in print, or for going digital with me!
Heather
